I’m in my gougar era
what-even-is-thiss: kundlejenner64: kundlejenner64: That elderly couple who volunteers at the soup kitchen after church on Sundays and attends every town hall meeting has done more community direct action than 99% of internet leftists 🤷🏽♀️
#lol this post is stupid spup kitchens were created by the gov after they literally destroyed black radical organizers lives#and since when does going to a town hall meeting and working within the system help anybody in any significant way
100% agree homeless people should just starve and dumpster dive till le epic revolution happens! and for sure local politics is so stupid it only handles dumb things like your schoolboard, judges, infrastructure, and rent laws! now tweets? Thats where the real work happens!
Local activism stopped garbage collection from being privatized in my hometown and local activism is what defunds the police and keeps libraries and community gardens open and gets done most of the things people waiting around for a revolution claim they want.
The weird former hippie suburban wine moms donating bags of quinoa chips and money to the food pantry I go to sometimes have done more for me materially then any defeatist political rant on tumblr ever has.
modogoblin:
candiewrapper: a little bit embarrassed /// ///
rox-and-prose: cipheramnesia: rox-and-prose: rox-and-prose: cipheramnesia: rox-and-prose: rox-and-prose: cipheramnesia: rox-and-prose: thefearofcod: cipheramnesia: somecallmekiddo: cipheramnesia: I love carving out my bowling ball for Halloween.
CyâŚ. Itâs May
You ever tried to hollow out a bowling ball and carve a jackolantern into it? Shit takes forever.
hey honey? why would you say this
Sometimes the truth is uncomfortable. Much like getting your dick stuck in a bowling ball.
Everyone is so nosy today
All this focus on the past. I mean, âWhy did you write this?â âDid you fuck my bowling ball?â âWhy is this baseball bat sticky?â Canât we all just exist in the moment?
WHY IS THIS BASEBALL BAT STICKY??
See?
Thereâs just no pleasing some people. Not me, Iâm plenty pleased right now.
Baseball is a team sport. A team sport!
Oh donât worry multiple people were involved.
Anonymous Asked: WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER POST YOUR FULL NAME AND ADDRESS YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT YOU DESERVE TO GET SWATTED My answer:figged-newtons: thunk: Do you honest to god think my full name is Walter Hartwell White and I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane
via @crtter
doryphorey: Important diagram 
chimpukampu: Hey Zelda, wanna see something cool?  Thanks @samreziâ for the idea đ¸
say0ranarts: makima
prismatic-bell: ao3commentoftheday: zoanzon: ao3commentoftheday: Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? Thereâs a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. Donât they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! Theyâre getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And theyâre writing the heroes doing the killing, too! Thatâs basically telling kids itâs okay to go out and murder their families. Itâs promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we donât do something about it soon, youâll be murdered next!

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.
I saw Goody OP writing darkfic with the devil.
bitethetablet: mutuals we are pretty puppy the dog and kitty cat the cat
wichatime: gembondings: sonicunleashed: me:*fills a water gun with printer ink* me:i dont even need a wii u to have fun
if you bought a 16ml cartridge of ink at $18, and a 2500ml nerf super soaker barrage at $15.99, it would cost about $2,828.49 to fill it with ink once

vexedandperplexed-deactivated20: jooshthepunished: eclipticasolaris: notcaptainjack: Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.
Stole a mermaidâs actual fucking heart oh my God
myclericalromance: i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said “we’re not catholic here”. now every time i’m doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
dinovelvet:
prokopetz: “Art is a human right” and “pay for your damn commissions” are in no way incompatible stances. The right to have access to the arts in general does not imply a right to have any particular artist produce a bespoke piece to your exact specifications. The second one is a luxury in the same sense that any other bespoke service is a luxury. This isn’t rocket science.
|  28, Non binary trans boy in a dress(he/they), California! Artist, witch, disabled and exausted wheelchair user. In love with @sameisauce and @messybutNEET . |
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